
“Am I going to hell for this?” Well, wonder no more. This Hell or Heaven Quiz reveals your fate with a fun twist.
The Funniest Heaven or Hell Quiz
The Hell or Heaven Quiz, aka the fate detector, is a series of hilarious questions to determine whether you’re good or bad.
With the current test, we judge you, embarrass you, and send you to one of the customized hells or heavens.
If you’ve ever self-questioned, “Am I a bad person?” this quiz is for you.
There’s More Than One Heaven—and A LOT OF Hells
Do you laugh at mean memes? Are you nice to anyone, just in case Jesus is watching? Regardless of the answer, there’s a hell or heaven out there that matches your personality. And we got them all!
Unlike other silly tests, our Hell or Heaven Quiz has more than two results. You might end up going to a dark, scary underworld or enter a paradise filled with hot people (ready to hook up.) It all depends on you.
Here are some of the hells and heavens you may go to.
St. Santa Pets’ Heaven
Cool name, right? St. Santa Pets’ Heaven is home to overly nice, naïve people who’d receive expensive gifts from Santa.
Going to this heaven has only one meaning: You’re a normie. Predictable, uninteresting, and annoying.
Pick-Me-Up Heaven
Only a two-faced MF would go to the Pick-Me-Up Heaven. This is the place for those who act nice but are insincere.
Gangsters’ Paradise
Whether Gen-Z or Millennial, young participants die to get into Gangsters’ Paradise (pun intended). It’s like the VIP section of all heavens that only the coolest people can come in.
Meme Laughter Hell
Have you ever laughed at a sensitive meme? If yes, you’re going to Meme Laughter Hell. This is where all those poor people you mocked will haunt you. And believe me, you’ll regret sharing those memes.
Cool Kids’ Hell
Next to the Gangsters’ Paradise, Cool Kids’ Hell is one of the most popular results in the Hell or Heaven Quiz. It’s where you go if you’ve been a funny friend—at the cost of upsetting God.
Karens’ Hell
Words are not enough to describe the horrific atmosphere of Karens’ Hell. Imagine tens of Karens yelling at you while you’re tied to a chair. Even though the worst people go to Karens’ Hell, we still feel bad for all of them.
And More
There are more options in the Hell or Heaven Quiz. We literally have tens of eternal houses to sort you into—in Harry Potter fashion.
Jesus Is Not Around; Let’s Reveal Your True Face
Stop asking, “Am I a good person?” You’re not. We dare you to take this test to prove that.
The following questions determine whether you should go to heaven or hell with accuracy. (We know a guy who knows God in person.)
What do you say? Would you let us expose your dark side, or will you chicken out? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Hit the start button, and let’s show the world your horns—or wings.
Disclaimer
The Hell or Heaven Quiz is a non-religious, entertaining personality test. It’s not meant to discriminate against, downgrade, or offend any religion. Please take the questions and answers lightly.
How to Play?
Playing personality quizzes is straightforward: Choose the option that’s true about you—or you relate to—and select “Next.” Unlike trivia quizzes, personality tests have no right or wrong answers. But the questions are in forced-choice format. The point is to push you to choose an option that makes the most sense, not the one that’s 100% true. For the most accurate results, don’t overthink your responses. Go with options that you “feel” are the best.
How many questions does this quiz have?
20 questions
How long does it take to complete this quiz?
8 minutes
Questions of the quiz
- Question 1
Do you leave people on read? Why?
No. That’s rude.
I can’t lie. Yes, I sometimes do.
Maybe. Only if they deserve it.
Nah, that’s a cowardly move.
Yes. I do that as a privacy or safety thing.
I leave everyone on read ‘cause it’s fun.
- Question 2
What’s your favorite type of humor?
Nostalgic, cute, or relatable jokes.
Weird jokes and Gen-Z stuff.
Silly or dark humor.
I only laugh at my homies’ jokes. That’s it.
I’m quite picky when it comes to humor.
I don’t like humor. It’s often disrespectful and meaningless.
- Question 3
How would you react if your friend tripped and fell?
I’d run to help.
I’d make fun of them.
I’d record them.
I’d check if they’re fine and then laugh at them.
I’d pretend I’m worried about them.
I’d call them a stupid, clumsy bit** and move on.
- Question 4
What do you call people who sleep with their socks on?
Just people. I don’t like labeling others.
I call them psychos.
Potential serial killers.
Lazy MFs.
Lame people.
Unwanted parts of our society.
- Question 5
What about people who wear wet socks? What are they?
Again, they’re just normal people.
Them MFs are extraterrestrial psychos.
They’re horror movie characters.
I don’t fu** with those MFs. They’re possessed.
I think they’re struggling with mental illnesses.
It’s a stupid question. Hit me with a better one.
- Question 6
Your friend is now an activist. How do you feel about that?
I’m so proud of them.
I’m ready to annoy them to death.
I’m creating a group chat so we can all roast them.
IDC what they do. They’re my best friend no matter what.
I think they’re just chasing clout.
I hate all activists. So, our friendship is already over.
- Question 7
Your boss sent you a meme. How do you respond?
I reply with a smiling emoji.
I reply with a poker face emoji.
I leave them on read.
I ask them to stop.
I reply with a ton of laughing emojis.
I report them to HR.
- Question 8
Would you lie about your age to hook up with a super-hot stranger?
No. I’d never lie.
I mean, it depends.
Only if they’re hot, rich, and famous.
Nah, that’s messed up. I’m out.
Well, yeah. I’d do that.
I’ve already done that. (Oops.)
- Question 9
What do you often talk about when you get high?
I don’t get high.
Random funny nonsense
Deep sh**.
It depends on who I’m smoking with.
I don’t talk that much. I just listen.
I talk about my innovative ideas.
- Question 10
Fill in the blank. My drunken version is __________.
I don’t drink. So…
Funny AF
Depressed AF
Chill AF
Nasty AF
Aggressive AF
- Question 11
Your sex fantasies are__________.
Predictable
Funny
Depressing/dark
Loud and wild
Special
Innocent
- Question 12
Your friend needs $500. Would you give it to them?
Yes, sure. I’d give it to them right away.
I’d help them set up a GoFundMe page.
I don’t have that much money. Sorry.
I’d do anything in my power to get them the money.
I’d lie and refuse to give them the money.
I’d give them money if they signed a receipt.
- Question 13
How do you treat old and grumpy people?
I try to be nice to them.
I kind of vibe with them.
I ignore them.
I respect them as much as I can.
I humiliate and make fun of them.
I’m always extra rude to them.
- Question 14
What do you use your phone for?
Texting, calling, and emailing.
Group chats, school-related stuff, and texting.
It’s my meme-finder device. That’s all.
Face timing friends and work-related stuff.
I don’t use my phone that much.
My whole life depends on my phone.
- Question 15
Do you collect memes? Why?
No, they’re usually mean.
No, I just share the good ones with my besties.
Yes, it’s my passion—and addiction.
Nah, I don’t have time for that.
No. Memes are not funny.
No. I hate people who like memes.
- Question 16
Choose a word that describes TikTok.
Relatable
Predictable
Funny
Unrelatable
Normie
Stupid
- Question 17
Which one’s the biggest “zero” in your life?
Zero aggression
Zero regrets.
Zero dollars in the bank account.
Zero fear.
Zero lameness.
Zero tolerance.
- Question 18
Your crush asked for nudes. What’s the plan?
I block them.
I send a silly image instead.
I report the incident to my bestie.
I probably send them the nudes.
I send a hotter person’s image.
I call the cops on them.
- Question 19
Which one’s more irritating?
Ignorant people.
People with no sense of humor.
Boomers and old people.
Disrespectful people.
Normie and predictable people.
Everyone’s irritating these days.
- Question 20
Final question: How old are you?
18 or younger
19-22
23-25
26-29
30 or older
I’d rather not say