Pizza lovers, don’t you wonder which pizza topping you are? Take this funnily accurate personality quiz to find out.
Pizza Topping Personality Quiz Explained
The Pizza Topping Quiz is a food personality test that matches your persona to one of the most liked or hated toppings for pizza in the US.
In case you wonder, there’s actually a psychological correlation between your personality and what you eat. So, despite being an entertaining quiz, the Pizza Topping Test may actually reveal some specific aspects of your character—just saying.
For more foodie stuff, check out “What Food Am I?” next.
Your Personality Reveals the Pizza Topping You Are
In many cultures, foods are symbols of human features. Think vegetables. They’ve always been associated with health and, in some cases, even wisdom. So, with a little bit of back-engineering, your personality can expose the pizza topping you are.
Previously, we asked people love questions and revealed how romantic they are based on the fruits they like. And it worked. But this time, we’ll ask you psychological questions to discover the topping you are.
How to Know What Pizza Topping You Are
One easy way to find your pizza-topping persona is by personification. What characteristics would pepperoni have if it was a human? What about mushrooms? These are the type of questions that expose your inner topping.
Currently the most popular pizza topping in the US, Pepperoni represents a well-liked, cool, and relatable personality. People who match this topping are charismatic, sociable, and—obviously—hot.
The third most-liked pizza topping among Americans, the mushroom is a symbol of easygoingness and a laid-back lifestyle. Those with a mushroom persona live in the moment, value peace of mind, and give off positive vibes.
· Extra Cheese
Although a combination of too unpopular terms, extra and cheese, this topping tops most Americans’ favorite list. Personality-wise, however, extra cheesy people are spontaneous, fun-loving, and loud.
Are You a Popular or Unpopular Pizza Topping?
The good news is that the Pizza Topping Personality Quiz has amusingly accurate results. But the bad news is that it includes some of the most hated toppings, like anchovies and pineapple.
So, the big question is, are you a beloved or despised pizza topping?
If you’re lucky, the quiz might also expose your pizza style and crust. So, there’s a possibility you match a perfect pizza pie—or turn it into an unwanted order.
How to Play?
Playing personality quizzes is straightforward: Choose the option that’s true about you—or you relate to—and select “Next.” Unlike trivia quizzes, personality tests have no right or wrong answers. But the questions are in forced-choice format. The point is to push you to choose an option that makes the most sense, not the one that’s 100% true. For the most accurate results, don’t overthink your responses. Go with options that you “feel” are the best.
Questions of the quiz
- 1Describe pizza with one of these words.
- 2When do you usually order a pizza?
When I have absolutely no other options.
When I’m Netflixing or hanging out with friends.
When I want to celebrate.
When I’m hungry but too tired to cook.
When I want to have fun.
When I’m looking for some diversity in my diet.
- 3Which one sounds like the perfect drink pair for pizza?
Water or diet coke
Anything but water
- 4Philosophically speaking, should pizzas go modern, or do you prefer them traditional?
I’m not sure. But I’m fine with modernism.
I kind of like both modern and traditional stuff.
I prefer traditional pizzas. F**** modernism.
Who cares? I just want to eat something delicious.
Only a psychopath would like their pizza “modern.”
I’d say the pizza industry must go modern.
- 5Your partner snatched your last slice of pizza. Now what?
That’s fine. I’ll let them have it.
I’d be pissed. But whatever.
That’s the declaration of war. I’m going crazy.
I’d ask them to put it back before I do something stupid.
I’d stop talking to them until they bought me more pizza.
I don’t care. I don’t like pizza that much anyways.
- 6Choose a pizza sauce that’s heavenly delicious.
White Garlic Sauce.
Garlic Ranch Sauce.
- 7Choose one of these erotic quotes but make it about pizza.
Stop teasing me.
I love the way you’re dripping.
Let me taste you real quick.
You smell yummy.
Just sit on my face already.
I don’t get these quotes.
- 8How often do you eat frozen pizza?
Rarely or never.
Every week or so.
All the time.
I hate frozen pizzas.
- 9How would you feel after binge-eating a ton of fast food?
Guilty and depressed.
I would feel calm and satisfied.
I’d feel bad, but I’d still want to eat more.
I’d feel sad, or maybe a bit stressed out.
I’d feel proud of myself.
I’d never do that. I’m not stupid.
- 10Weird pizza toppings should be banned. (Agree or disagree?)
Not really. Let people enjoy their meal.
Maybe. I mean, that’s not a bad idea.
Yes, illegalize things like pineapple.
I wouldn’t say ban them. But they need to go.
Put socks on your pizza. I don’t care.
NO! I love weird and creative toppings.
- 11What do you call people who hate pizza?
Just people. Let’s not make it a big deal.
IDK what they are. But I can’t relate to them.
They are freaking aliens. Jail them.
I used to be one of them. So, I kind of get it.
I call them “stupid.” Yes, that’s the word.
I’m one of them. So, please mind your own business.
- 12Do you enjoy the process of ordering pizza?
Yes, I love that.
I hate it. I’d rather do it online, like in an app.
I’m an expert at ordering pizza.
I’m a rookie who can’t place an order.
- 13Pizza is a Super Bowl meal. Agree or disagree?
Maybe. But not for me.
It depends on who’s watching the game with me.
Yes, facts. Pizza is the best Super Bowl meal.
I prefer burgers when it comes to Super Bowl.
Only if we’re pairing pizza with beer.
No. Not at all. It’s not a Super Bowl meal.
- 14What’s your favorite pizza style?
New Haven-style pizza.
Chicago deep-dish pizza.
New York-style pizza.
None of them.
- 15Best pizza franchise in the US?
None of them.
- 16How often would you eat pizza if it had zero calories?
Once every other month
Once a week
Once a day
Once a month
Three times a day
Once a year or so
- 17What are your thoughts on vegetarian pizzas?
I love them.
I like the Italian ones.
I can’t relate to them.
I can’t say I support the idea.
I think it’s silly.
I love the idea! It’s innovative.
- 18Pick a word that describes your default mood.
- 19Which app is like your second home?
I’m not on social media
- 20Final question: what’s the ideal pizza spice?
Oregano and basil