Ordinary people won’t get it, but hey, we know what kind of egg you are. This quiz breaks down your personality as an actual egg!
No one knows who came up with the idea first. Maybe it was a bored accountant staring at his boring scrambled eggs, thinking, “What if I was an egg?”
The mystery of its origins aside, this particular egg question—not the one involving which came first, egg or hen—is as existential as it gets. I mean, don’t you lay down on the bed at night wondering what type of egg you are? Of course, you don’t. But hear me out.
A new trend has been lurking underneath the internet’s silliest places: People are comparing their personalities with eggs, like, both hard and cooked ones.
So, as the responsible quiz people, we decided to help with that. The Egg Quiz on this page identifies your egg-ish type based on your traits, style, and physical characteristics.
Don’t worry; we’re experts at making weird tests. Previously, we assisted you guys in finding out what frog you are! So, yeah, this one should be easy.
For those too impatient for the results, we’ve also created a feature-based table that could expose your egg type. (See below.)
|Hard Boiled||Short-tempered, aggressive, tough|
|Standard White||Normie, predictable, sensitive|
|Organic||Humble, hardworking, peaceful|
|Scrambled||Confused, depressed, hopeless|
Since it is just an egg test, take the results with a grain of salt. (Makes it a tad more delicious.) And remember that you are our favorite egg 🥚🍳 no matter what.
Before you go, check out the Fruit Quiz as well. It reveals, you guessed it, which fruit you are.
How to Play?
Playing personality quizzes is straightforward: Choose the option that’s true about you—or you relate to—and select “Next.” Unlike trivia quizzes, personality tests have no right or wrong answers. But the questions are in forced-choice format. The point is to push you to choose an option that makes the most sense, not the one that’s 100% true. For the most accurate results, don’t overthink your responses. Go with options that you “feel” are the best.
Questions of the quiz
- 1What makes eggs special? (Yes, they ARE special.)
Um, their nourishing nature?
Their taste, obviously
The contrast between their tough façade and soft yolk
I’ve never had eggs in my life. So, IDK
- 2What’s your mood at the breakfast table?
- 3First thing you do in the morning?
Brush my teeth
Get ready for work
Check my phone
- 4How long do you mindlessly scroll on your phone?
About an hour a day (not in one go, of course)
Less than an hour a day (I don’t get social media)
I’m trying to quit my phone and live a healthier life
Definitely more than two hours a day
- 5What type of TikTok user are you?
I don’t have a TikTok account
- 6What’s funny about you?
My tongue slips
My childhood memories
My high school memories
My look and style
- 7Which word better describes your style?
- 8What goes well with boiled eggs?
I don’t know
- 9Are you a vegetarian?
Yes, I am
No, but I might become one
No, I can never become one
Yes, but it’s not by choice
- 10Is your head shaped like an egg? Common, tell the truth.
No, I don’t think so
It’s more like a rectangle
My head is shaped like a broken egg
- 11What’s something you can give a lecture on right now?
The current state of politics
My job or expertise
Sports or health-related topics
I would die of a heart attack during a lecture
- 12How do you (or did you) feel about school?
I liked it
It was fun and memorable
I didn’t like it that much
I hated it
- 13Favorite hobby?
Learning something new
Working out, walking, or camping
Sleeping, eating, or playing video games
- 14Ultimate physical touch choice?
- 15Final question: What do you think of people who sleep with their socks on?
It’s not a big deal
I kind of get them
I am one of those people