Quiz: What Kind of Egg Are You? 🥚🍳

Ordinary people won’t get it, but hey, we know what kind of egg you are. This quiz breaks down your personality as an actual egg!

What Kind of Egg Are You

No one knows who came up with the idea first. Maybe it was a bored accountant staring at his boring scrambled eggs, thinking, “What if I was an egg?”

The mystery of its origins aside, this particular egg question—not the one involving which came first, egg or hen—is as existential as it gets. I mean, don’t you lay down on the bed at night wondering what type of egg you are? Of course, you don’t. But hear me out.

A new trend has been lurking underneath the internet’s silliest places: People are comparing their personalities with eggs, like, both hard and cooked ones.

So, as the responsible quiz people, we decided to help with that. The Egg Quiz on this page identifies your egg-ish type based on your traits, style, and physical characteristics.

Don’t worry; we’re experts at making weird tests. Previously, we assisted you guys in finding out what frog you are! So, yeah, this one should be easy.

For those too impatient for the results, we’ve also created a feature-based table that could expose your egg type. (See below.)

Egg Type Personification
Hard Boiled Short-tempered, aggressive, tough
Standard White Normie, predictable, sensitive
Organic Humble, hardworking, peaceful
Scrambled Confused, depressed, hopeless

 

Since it is just an egg test, take the results with a grain of salt. (Makes it a tad more delicious.) And remember that you are our favorite egg 🥚🍳 no matter what.

Before you go, check out the Fruit Quiz as well. It reveals, you guessed it, which fruit you are.

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Questions of The Quiz

1
What makes eggs special? (Yes, they ARE special.)
An fried egg is shown on a white background.
  • Um, their nourishing nature?

  • Their taste, obviously

  • The contrast between their tough façade and soft yolk

  • I’ve never had eggs in my life. So, IDK

2
What’s your mood at the breakfast table?
Breakfast with waffles, eggs, fruit and coffee on a white table.
  • Happy

  • Calm

  • Focused

  • Zoned-out

3
First thing you do in the morning?
A cup of coffee on a wooden table with a view of a city at sunset.
  • Brush my teeth

  • Get ready for work

  • Exercise

  • Check my phone

4
How long do you mindlessly scroll on your phone?
A woman's hand holding a cell phone in front of a window.
  • About an hour a day (not in one go, of course)

  • Less than an hour a day (I don’t get social media)

  • I’m trying to quit my phone and live a healthier life

  • Definitely more than two hours a day

5
What type of TikTok user are you?
A person holding a phone with the tiktok logo on it.
  • Casual user

  • I don’t have a TikTok account

  • Meme-consumer

  • Full-time user

6
What’s funny about you?
An older woman wearing sunglasses and a fur coat.
  • My tongue slips

  • My childhood memories

  • My high school memories

  • My look and style

7
Which word better describes your style?
A woman wearing a tan dress and hat.
  • Casual

  • Classic

  • Sporty

  • Trendy

8
What goes well with boiled eggs?
Hard boiled eggs on a plate on a wooden table.
  • Vegetables

  • Mashed potatoes

  • Nutritious drinks

  • I don’t know

9
Are you a vegetarian?
A burger with eggs and vegetables on a wooden cutting board.
  • Yes, I am

  • No, but I might become one

  • No, I can never become one

  • Yes, but it’s not by choice

10
Is your head shaped like an egg? Common, tell the truth.
A cartoon egg with big eyes on a blue background.
  • Yes, obviously

  • No, I don’t think so

  • It’s more like a rectangle

  • My head is shaped like a broken egg

11
What’s something you can give a lecture on right now?
A woman is reading a book.
  • The current state of politics

  • My job or expertise

  • Sports or health-related topics

  • I would die of a heart attack during a lecture

12
How do you (or did you) feel about school?
A group of children with backpacks walking down a sidewalk.
  • I liked it

  • It was fun and memorable

  • I didn’t like it that much

  • I hated it

13
Favorite hobby?
A person holding a camera on a dark background.
  • Watching movies

  • Learning something new

  • Working out, walking, or camping

  • Sleeping, eating, or playing video games

14
Ultimate physical touch choice?
What Kind of Egg Are You
  • Cuddling

  • Holding hands

  • Hugs

  • IDK. Kisses?

15
Final question: What do you think of people who sleep with their socks on?
A woman's feet are laying on a bed with socks on.
  • It’s not a big deal

  • I kind of get them

  • They’re weird

  • I am one of those people