Quiz: What Kind of Egg Are You? 🥚🍳

Ordinary people won’t get it, but hey, we know what kind of egg you are. This quiz breaks down your personality as an actual egg!

No one knows who came up with the idea first. Maybe it was a bored accountant staring at his boring scrambled eggs, thinking, “What if I was an egg?”

The mystery of its origins aside, this particular egg question—not the one involving which came first, egg or hen—is as existential as it gets. I mean, don’t you lay down on the bed at night wondering what type of egg you are? Of course, you don’t. But hear me out.

A new trend has been lurking underneath the internet’s silliest places: People are comparing their personalities with eggs, like, both hard and cooked ones.

So, as the responsible quiz people, we decided to help with that. The Egg Quiz on this page identifies your egg-ish type based on your traits, style, and physical characteristics.

Don’t worry; we’re experts at making weird tests. Previously, we assisted you guys in finding out what frog you are! So, yeah, this one should be easy.

For those too impatient for the results, we’ve also created a feature-based table that could expose your egg type. (See below.)

Egg Type	Personification
Hard Boiled	Short-tempered, aggressive, tough
Standard White	Normie, predictable, sensitive
Organic	Humble, hardworking, peaceful
Scrambled	Confused, depressed, hopeless

 

Since it is just an egg test, take the results with a grain of salt. (Makes it a tad more delicious.) And remember that you are our favorite egg 🥚🍳 no matter what.

Before you go, check out the Fruit Quiz as well. It reveals, you guessed it, which fruit you are.

Questions of the quiz

• 1
  What makes eggs special? (Yes, they ARE special.)
  

  • Um, their nourishing nature?

  • Their taste, obviously

  • The contrast between their tough façade and soft yolk

  • I’ve never had eggs in my life. So, IDK

• 2
  What’s your mood at the breakfast table?
  

  • Happy

  • Calm

  • Focused

  • Zoned-out

• 3
  First thing you do in the morning?
  

  • Brush my teeth

  • Get ready for work

  • Exercise

  • Check my phone

• 4
  How long do you mindlessly scroll on your phone?
  

  • About an hour a day (not in one go, of course)

  • Less than an hour a day (I don’t get social media)

  • I’m trying to quit my phone and live a healthier life

  • Definitely more than two hours a day

• 5
  What type of TikTok user are you?
  

  • Casual user

  • I don’t have a TikTok account

  • Meme-consumer

  • Full-time user

• 6
  What’s funny about you?
  

  • My tongue slips

  • My childhood memories

  • My high school memories

  • My look and style

• 7
  Which word better describes your style?
  

  • Casual

  • Classic

  • Sporty

  • Trendy

• 8
  What goes well with boiled eggs?
  

  • Vegetables

  • Mashed potatoes

  • Nutritious drinks

  • I don’t know

• 9
  Are you a vegetarian?
  

  • Yes, I am

  • No, but I might become one

  • No, I can never become one

  • Yes, but it’s not by choice

• 10
  Is your head shaped like an egg? Common, tell the truth.
  

  • Yes, obviously

  • No, I don’t think so

  • It’s more like a rectangle

  • My head is shaped like a broken egg

• 11
  What’s something you can give a lecture on right now?
  

  • The current state of politics

  • My job or expertise

  • Sports or health-related topics

  • I would die of a heart attack during a lecture

• 12
  How do you (or did you) feel about school?
  

  • I liked it

  • It was fun and memorable

  • I didn’t like it that much

  • I hated it

• 13
  Favorite hobby?
  

  • Watching movies

  • Learning something new

  • Working out, walking, or camping

  • Sleeping, eating, or playing video games

• 14
  Ultimate physical touch choice?
  

  • Cuddling

  • Holding hands

  • Hugs

  • IDK. Kisses?

• 15
  Final question: What do you think of people who sleep with their socks on?
  

  • It’s not a big deal

  • I kind of get them

  • They’re weird

  • I am one of those people