Let’s see how innocent you are! This Dirty Mind Test reveals how tricky you think. Just answer 20 simple questions of this quiz to find how filthy is your mind.
The Most Sinful Dirty Mind Test on the Internet
Can you hold your naughty thoughts back? Our teasing questions will make it hard for you to do so. We created a fake scenario where you have to guess the main characters’ actions to find out if you have a nasty train of thoughts!
Here is every additional info you need to know about the quiz.
· Complete the Scenario
You are going to read the story of Steve and Barbara, a newly met young couple. However, the scenario has some missing parts to allow you to complete it the way you want. By doing so, we can analyze your thoughts and discover how dirty-minded you are.
· Guess the Action
The Dirty Mind Test is a role-playing game. You have to decide what each character does in particular situations.
· Find out How Dirty Your Mind Is
The plot you create will decipher how big of a dirty-minded person you are. Not everyone’s brain is 100% occupied with nasty fantasies. So, we will let you know how out of control your naughtiness is and how it might affect your life.
But Wait; What Does It Mean to Have a Dirty Mind?
According to the Merriam-Webster Dictionary, “A mind often occupied with thinking about sex indecently or offensively is considered dirty.”
An easy way to describe it is to have a brain that connects everything to sexual matters. For instance, one might see a random object and immediately think about its similarity to an adult toy.
Most online Dirty Mind Tests try to figure out how visually naughty you are. But the questionary on this page is a deeper dive into your nasty fantasies and thoughts.
Types of Dirty Minded People (an Unofficial Category)
We all know at least one person who is obsessed with sex one way or another. But what if we could categorize them into different groups? Wouldn’t that make it easier to spot them? We think there are three main types of dirty-minded individuals, the visuals, the gossipers, and the jokers. See below.
1. The Visuals
The most common type of dirty mind victims is the visuals. They tend to see things sexually—no matter what the concept is. These are people who say, “did you see how she looked at him?” or “she’s looking for a one-night stand.”
Another sign of being a visual dirty-minded person is thinking about erotic stuff when seeing non-sexual content. For instance, you might see a lollipop and be like, “hmm…!” (If you know, you know).
2. The Gossipers
Another type of dirty-minded person is one who cannot stop talking about others’ sexual life. Such people cannot get their minds off of how their friends, coworkers, neighbors, or even celebrities deal with their voluptuous sides. So, they constantly come up with theories on who is sleeping with who and all that.
The gossipers are also known as the hidden dirty-minded ones. That is because they tend to blame others for their thoughts and ideas.
3. The Jokers
You already know what this group is all about, dirty, nasty jokes. You should always be prepared for a random inappropriate pun or anecdote when hanging with these people. And they usually do not care who is listening to them. They just let the jokes out and leave others alone with the awkwardness of the situation.
Note: Take the Dirty Mind Test to find out which of the said groups matches your personality. If you want to have a score for your mind’s filth, take the rice purity test.
Naughty Riddles to Warm Up Before the Test
The Dirty Mind Quiz has 20 stages. So, you need to be mentally ready for what is coming up. Here are some tricky questions to warm your brain up before the main event!
Q: “I’m red and sticky. When I make a mess, you need to soak me up with a towel. You’ll find me on hot meat. What am I?”
A: Nope. It is not what you think. It is ketchup.
Q: “Men get paid to work on my shaft. My tunnel sees plenty of actions. You will need some big tools to get my rocks off!”
A: Oh, you dirty-minded little freaks. It is a mine.
Q: It takes more than one person to lay me. I sometimes get nailed on the stairs. When you suck me, I clean up.”
A: Of course, it is a carpet. What else could it be, right?
Q: “I am hard and long. And I point upwards. You put your hands on me, and you go up and down. I need to be slippery for you to go down on me.”
A: A banister. Yeah, it is not your junior years, pal.
Disclaimer: the above riddles can be found in Dirty Minds Boardgame, and QuizExpo does not own any of them.
An Odd to Dirty Mindedness
You might be like, “Do I have a dirty mind? Is it bad?” So, we wanted to clarify something. It is okay to have a playful brain that finds nasty puns or creates excitingly sinful fantasies. However, you do not want to let your imaginations cross the lines and actually hurt people in real life.
You are the owner of your thoughts—as long as they stay in your brain. If you want to share your dirty mind stuff with others, make sure that it does not bother them. Otherwise, your fun and hot ideas might be considered sexual harassment.
How to Play?
Playing personality quizzes is straightforward: Choose the option that’s true about you—or you relate to—and select “Next.” Unlike trivia quizzes, personality tests have no right or wrong answers. But the questions are in forced-choice format. The point is to push you to choose an option that makes the most sense, not the one that’s 100% true. For the most accurate results, don’t overthink your responses. Go with options that you “feel” are the best.
Questions of the quiz
- 1Steven and Barbara met at _________ a week ago.
A party
A bar
A strip club
- 2Steve immediately fell in love with Barbara because she _________.
Has a great personality
Has beautiful eyes
Looks super-hot
- 3Barbara thinks Steve is a _________ guy. And she wants to invite him over.
Nice
Good-looking
Tempting
- 4When Steve enters Barbara’s apartment, he gets stunned because she _________.
Looks beautiful
Is wearing a tight black dress
Is naked
- 5Barbara offers Steve _____________.
A glass of orange juice
A glass of wine
Some whiskey
- 6And the two start ____________.
Talking about their day
Flirting
Making out
- 7Suddenly Barbara feels pain in her stomach. And Steve says, “___________.”
We should take you to a hospital
Do you want me to rub your belly?
You will get used to it, babe.
- 8When the two are finished, Steve asks about ______________.
Barbara’s family
Barbara’s ex-boyfriend
Barbara’s fantasies and kinks
- 9But Barbara cannot stop thinking about _____________.
How badly she wants to kiss him
How big his arms are
How manly his voice sounds
- 10The two decide to spend the night together and __________.
Watch Netflix
Cuddle
Make out
- 11Barbara has an excellent idea. She wants to show her __________ to Steve.
Movie collection
Adult movie collection
Lingerie collection
- 12And Steve is so excited about the idea that he ___________.
Cannot stop smiling
Feels thirsty
Hides his private part with a pillow
- 13The two seem to enjoy Barbara’s collection. But Steve wants to ____________.
Leave
Kiss her neck
Get naughtier
- 14So, he asks if he can ____________.
See her again tomorrow
Play with her hair
Go down on her
- 15And she says, “____________.”
Sure
It depends
Let’s see if you can, bad boy!
- 16The young couple spent the whole night __________.
Texting
Cuddling
Trying different sex positions
- 17And they decided to _____________.
Plan another date night
Drink whine until the following day
Become friends with benefits
- 18The next day, Barbara could not stop giggling about how __________.
Nice Steve was to her
Naughty they two were
Manly Steve’s body is
- 19And Steve was fantasizing about _______________.
Hugging her again
Kissing her again
Sleeping with her again
- 20So, it seemed like both are happy that ___________.
They probably found true love
They have a new friend with benefits
They get to have quality intercourse now and then.
