What if someone jokingly asked, “Which South Park character are you?” Take this quiz to be prepared! Are you Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Eric, or else?
A Ridiculously Accurate South Park Character Quiz
The South Park Personality Test is a set of funny, controversial, and somewhat triggering questions to reveal your matching character.
The premise of the test is similar to that of the Family Guy Quiz. But this one offers additional info on your persona, revealing less known things about you, such as your mental disorders! (For entertainment, though).
Discover Your Character in No Time
The goal is to answer questions like, “Which South Park character am I?” We analyze your traits, beliefs, and actions to come up with a perfect match.
Meet Your Girl/Boyfriend
One of the funniest questions fans ask is ‘Which south park character is your boyfriend?’ The good news is that our test answers those questions accurately as well. So, you will find out who could be your love interest based on your persona.
Get a Free Personality Analysis
The coolest thing about our South Park Character Quiz is that it provides you with a personality breakdown. By the end of the test, you find out why you matched a certain person and what does it mean.
See What Personality Disorders You Might Have!
No one in that freaky city is sane—and we all know that. So, matching a South Park character would automatically expose your personality disorders. Eric, for example, is antisocial who happens to be narcissistic, too. Kenny seems to be a hypersexual, introverted person. And… you get the idea.
Sidenote: Our mental illness diagnosis is made for fun. So, please, take the results lightly.
Listen to the Song of Your Persona
Which South Park song are you? That is another type of weird question we answer in the test. Of the numerous songs played in the show, we will let you know which one represents your characteristics better.
A Quick Way to Know Which South Park Character You Are
Not every fan likes personality quizzes. So, here is another way of discovering your South Park counterpart. Read the following description and decide which one you resemble in real life.
Obviously, this one is not a 100% accurate method. But it is better than nothing, you know?
Stan Marsh
Considering the city’s abnormal standards, one might even call Stan a snowflake. He is a tender, sensitive, and emotional boy. Stan’s depression is a reoccurring theme throughout the show’s plot. And it seems to be severe. However, he is probably the brightest kid among all others, not affected by all the scams and cultism around him.
Kyle Broflovski
Being the good boy of the gang, Kyle has a strong sense of right and wrong. His fraternal instinct also makes him a reliable friend. But the thing about Kyle is that he has a short temper, unlike his best friend, Stan.
Kenny McCormick
Kenneth is one of the weirdest beloved characters in South Park history. His mumble rap-like dialogues and hypersexual attitudes have made him a loveable person. But this all his perverted humor and vile mouth, Kenny is a loyal, empathetic, and heroic boy.
Eric Cartman
You can find few villain-ish characters who are as popular as Eric in South Park. He is everything you wish your kid not to be. But fans still love him. Eric is described as an antisocial narcissist who is immature, vicious, and destructive.
When asked, “Which South Park character are you?” few fans would raise hands and say, “I’m Eric.” That is because he is one of the most controversial persons in the city.
Character | Age |
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Randy Marsh | 45 |
Herbert Garrison | 41 |
Leopold “Butters” Stotch | 10 |
Eric Theodore Cartman | 10 |
Kyle Broflovski | 10 |
Stanley “Stan” Marsh | 10 |
Kenneth “Kenny” McCormick | 9 |
Disclaimer
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How to Play?
Playing personality quizzes is straightforward: Choose the option that’s true about you—or you relate to—and select “Next.” Unlike trivia quizzes, personality tests have no right or wrong answers. But the questions are in forced-choice format. The point is to push you to choose an option that makes the most sense, not the one that’s 100% true. For the most accurate results, don’t overthink your responses. Go with options that you “feel” are the best.
Questions of the quiz
- 1What would you do if aliens attacked and kidnapped your girlfriend/boyfriend?
Go save him/her
Call 911
Look for a new girl/boyfriend
Throw a party
- 2What do you think (or used to think) about your teacher?
I love them
I miss them
I pity their pointless life
I wish they were dead
- 3How would you describe your first day at school?
Nostalgic
Exciting
Boring
Torturous
- 4You will meet the president in five minutes. How do you feel about it?
Honored
Humbled
Indifferent
Furious (for some reason)
- 5You are going to receive a medal of honor in two days. But why? (Use your imagination).
I saved a kid's life
I volunteered in my community
I broke the world record of getting off in a day
I knocked out the world's greatest boxer with one punch.
- 6Which of the following South Park characters do you dislike? (You have to pick one).
Eric
Kenny
Kyle
Stan
- 7Your friend has slept with your other friend's mom. What's your reaction?
I'd unfriend them
I'd despise their actions
I'd admire them
I'd try to do the same thing
- 8What do you think about Donald Trump?
He's cruel
He's not a good president
Meh
I LOVE him (he's my hero)
- 9What type of South Park character would you like to date?
Nice
Cute and good-looking
Hot
Rich
- 10How would you spend the weekend if you were a South Park citizen?
Play video games with friends
Go on a date
Stay home watch some adult films
Go to a bar and grab a couple of drinks
- 11What type of music would you listen to while driving through Main Street?
Classic
Pop
Alternative hip hop
Metal
- 12What is a subject that you hate to talk about?
Mathematics
Politics
Religions
Arts
- 13What do you love about South Park?
The characters
The plot
The nasty jokes
None of the above
- 14What is the biggest flaw of your character?
I'm a bit naïve
I'm a bit short-tempered
I can't stop thinking about sex
Nothing. I'm perfect
- 15Do you remember your first bestie? Are they still around?
Yes, they are still my bestie
Yes, we are in touch
I've never had a bestie
No, I don't care about them
- 16On a scale of 0 to 10, how depressed do you feel today? (10 means extremely depressed).
0-1
2-4
5-6
7-10
- 17Would you kill all the lions in the world to save the rabbits?
Yes
Maybe
WTF?
No
- 18Your friend wants you to tattoo something on their back. And you get to pick the design. What would you choose?
Their favorite anime character
An affirmation quote
A nude lady
A huge penis
- 19You found your friend's girl/boyfriend's nudes on their phone. What do you do now?
Put it back and pretend nothing happened
Tell my friend and apologize for that
Upload them to an adult website
Use them to blackmail my friend
- 20Final question; which of the following games would you like to play with other South Park characters?
Monopoly
Hide and seek
Truth-or-Dare
Russian roulette