How American Are You? This 100% Honest Quiz Tells You

Have you ever wondered how American you are? This heritage, patriarchy, and culture quiz exposes your Americanness—with complete brutality.

How American Are You?

In short, you are as American as you feel. But to give the whole concept a quantifiable perspective, your Americanness is determined by your cultural knowledge, lifestyle choices, and overall belief systems.

Here’s a self-test to measure your American patriarchy:

If you answered three or more of these questions with “Yes,” you’re a true American.

What Makes You American?

Americans are known for their cultural diversity, entrepreneurial spirit, civic engagement, adaptability, optimism, and individualism. So, the more in touch you are with these concepts, the “bigger” of an American you might be.

Take This Test to Evaluate Your Americanness!

Do you still want to know how American you are? It’s fine; we’ve got you. The American Patriarchy Test on this page measures the nationalism in you based on lighthearted and relatable measures. All you need to do is answer 15 fun questions that expose your American spirit.

By the way, if you like these types of tests, we also have a quiz called “How Black Are You?” that you might want to check out. (Don’t let the name fool you, though. It’s an African-American heritage and culture evaluation.)

Okay, now, hit the start button to find out how American you look.

Disclaimer

The American Heritage Quiz is designed to be an enjoyable and informative test with interesting outcomes. Its purpose is not to categorize or discriminate against individuals based on their ethnicity or culture in the United States. We kindly request that you take the results with a light-hearted approach, understanding that they are for entertainment purposes. If any of the questions or results have caused any discomfort, we apologize and encourage you to let us know so we can address your concerns.

Questions of The Quiz

1
Okay, is it soccer or football?
  • It's football

  • They're both the same thing

  • It s definitely soccer

  • Only stupid ones don't know the difference

2
It's the fourth of July. What are you doing?
  • Nothing. I'm at home chilling

  • I want to go out and have fun with friends

  • I'm throwing a party at my backyard

  • I'm setting up fireworks and bringing beer packs

3
What's your Super Bowl plan?
  • I don't watch sports

  • IDK. I might watch it with friends

  • I'm gathering the family around to watch the match

  • I'm in that MF stadium watching it live, babe!

4
How do you start your day?
  • Just a quick breakfast, and I'm out

  • I've recently been starting it with coffee

  • I have to get my morning Starbucks

  • Bacon, eggs, and coffee, duh

5
Do you speak another language?
  • Yes, multiple of them!

  • Yes, my mother tongue and English (those two)

  • I know some Spanish words if that counts

  • Nah, English is all I got

6
How does the British accent sound to you?
  • Spectacular

  • Classy

  • Familiar

  • Funny

7
What's the biggest issue in America?
  • Gun violence?

  • Unemployment

  • Inflammation

  • We got no issues down here, babe

8
How many friends of yours are from other ethnicities or nationalities?
  • All of them

  • Most of them

  • A few of them

  • None of them

9
What's your go-to restaurant choice?
  • Sushi joint or a cozy Italian trattoria

  • A booth with a predictably delicious menu

  • A neighborhood sports bar

  • A local mom-and-pop diner

10
How would you describe a perfect burger?
  • Juicy patty, brioche buns, kimchi, guacamole, feta cheese

  • Beef patty, melted cheese, crisp lettuce, tomato, ketchup

  • Perfectly cooked patty, bacon, cheddar, onions, barbecue sauce, pickle

  • Grilled beef patty, seasoned, cheese, lettuce, tomato, onions, pickles, secret sauce

11
What kind of leader must be in the office?
  • Open-minded

  • Progressive

  • Liberal

  • Conservative

12
How many guns do you own?
  • None

  • I want to get one

  • Only one

  • I have a bunch

13
How often do you say Howdy?
  • Never

  • Rarely

  • Often

  • All the time

14
What's BBQ to you?
  • A fun party

  • A family gathering

  • A lifestyle

  • True nostalgia

15
What sports did you play as a kid?
  • Soccer (or no sports at all)

  • Football

  • Basketball

  • Baseball

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